Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

You shall not ass

Customer walks into my store,
Asks, “you sing?”
I’m just like um yea.
He said he has a studio.
Gonna look me up.
Loll I wasn’t even singing when he walked in.

Candy bar cake I made today for my Papa Bears birthday. 🐻🎀💕


when my parents complain about me image

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Don’t do that nigga dance at me! I don’t want to know the story of your people! White girl to black boyfriend
And I’m finally done making the cookie dough cake for Anthony. It looks so fucking good.
Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst. Unknown (via perfect)

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From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

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Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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I wish I could start over. Six word story (via tragicallywonderfuldisaster)

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